Now, that’s motivation! 
I probably should print a dozen out and hang them all over the house! Oh, no, I hear him!
-I’m writing now, Snape, ah, Professor Snape.
-It’s damn hard to write with all the distractions. Do you think you could give me a wand and a spell to just make the words appear?
-No? Oh, but I can sneak into your room and use the pensive? Just extract the thoughts out and save them in your pensive. Then, I just need a spell or maybe one of those muggles’ dictation or voice-to-text thingies, right?
-All right, all right, I can’t use magic in the muggles world and I can’t use magic in the presence of a muggle. I know the rules.
-Yes, Professor, I’ll find my quill and start writing.
-I’m talking to myself, aren’t I?
Cheers! Happy Friday!